Or at least he would be if we ever met. Jon Scieszka, author of Stinky Cheese Man (and some other books, I guess) has a site called guysread.com. It’s been out for a while, but I just stumbled upon it.
There he gives a search engine to help guys find guy books (which, sadly, are not usually classroom novels…but it’s getting better!) as well as some printable resources.
